How to spot an alien
Six retired US military officers and one former non-commissioned officer claim to have gathered witness testimonies from more than 120 military personnel revealing the infiltration of nuclear sites by aliens as recently as 2003.
Scary news of the day: US military men believe we are being invaded by alien CND members
With so many aliens filling the skies, here's a guide to spotting a visitor from another planet:
1. Scour the airspace above your local nuclear site or defence base, especially if you live in the US, Russia or Britain.
2. Look for red glowing UFOs hovering above the ground. Pay particular attention to forrested areas.
3. But don't ignore the signs at ground level. Sometimes the crafts will land, leaving tell-tale indentations in the earth.
4. You've hit the jackpot if you spot a cigar-shaped or disk-like object, firing beams of light at the ground.
5. But don't worry, these are peace-loving aliens who like to deactivate nuclear warheads and then disappear into the cosmos before they can be thanked for their pacifist actions.
6. If you are not having any luck tracking down a UFO, don't worry. They usually leave no traces, or if they do the security agencies quickly send round the men in black to erase them.
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