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Thursday, May 19, 2011

US government publishes zombie survival guide....


Zombie apocalypse survival guide published by US government 

A guide to surviving the impending zombie apocalypse has been helpfully published by America's Centre for Disease Control and Prevention. What do you mean, which zombie apocalypse? 


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zombie apocalypse guide AmericaNice zombies, pretty zombies, there there
In a blog post going by the fetching title Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse, the centre's assistant surgeon, General Ali Khan, lays out instructions on tackling the type of flesh-eating nasties seen in the likes of Night Of The Living Dead and Resident Evil.
zombie apocalypse guide AmericaBE PREPARED, people
'There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for,' reads the post. 'Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That's right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. 
'You may laugh now, but when it happens you'll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you'll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency.'
An 'emergency kit' is the one thing everyone should have in their house, apparently, 'including things like water, food and other supplies to get you through the first couple of days before you can locate a zombie-free refugee camp (or, in the event of a natural disaster, it will buy you some time until you are able to make your way to an evacuation shelter or utility lines are restored)'.
The kit should also be stocked with medications, duct tape, a battery-powered radio, clothes, copies of important documents and first-aid supplies, take note.
zombie apocalypse guide AmericaEmergency kit: Zombie-battling essentials (Pic: emergency.cdc.gov)
'Once you've made your emergency kit, you should sit down with your family and come up with an emergency plan,' continues the blog post. 'This includes where you would go and who you would call if zombies started appearing outside your doorstep. You can also implement this plan if there is a flood, earthquake or other emergency.'
A spokesperson from the Centre for Disease Control and Prevention has acknowledged to reporters that the zombie survival guide is 'kind of a tongue-in-cheek campaign', issued as a response to concerns about radiation following Japan's recent earthquake and tsunami.
Unsurprisingly, the blog post was a hit in the Twittersphere when news of its publication spread, with the site containing the guide crashing under the pressure of the hits. 
'There are so many people on the site now it’s crashed! The zombie attack has begun!' was how one witty Facebook fan put it. Damn you, Facebook fan, for taking the words right out of our mouths...


Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/863758-zombie-apocalypse-survival-guide-published-by-us-government#ixzz1MnVnfPOS

Man eats his 25,000th Big Mac since 1972....

  • 18 May 2011, 9:24

Man eats his 25,000th Big Mac

Don Gorske /PA
A US man has eaten his 25,000th Big Mac - and says he plans to carry on eating them until the day he dies.
Don Gorske, 59, was honoured after reaching the milestone with a ceremony at a McDonald's in his hometown of Fond du Lac.
Guinness World Records recognised Mr Gorske's feat three years and 2,000 Big Macs ago, and the retired prison guard says he has no desire to stop.
"I plan on eating Big Macs until I die," he said. "I have no intentions of changing. It's still my favourite food. Nothing has changed in 39 years. I look forward to it every day."
Mr Gorske is slim and walks regularly for exercise. He said he was recently given a clean bill of health and that his cholesterol is low.
His obsession with the burger started in 1972, when he bought three Big Macs to celebrate the purchase of a new car.
He was hooked, and went back to McDonald's twice more that day, eating nine before they closed.
He's only gone eight days since without a Big Mac, and most days he eats two. Among the reasons he skipped a day was to grant his mother a dying wish.
Mr Gorske said probably has an obsessive-compulsive disorder, and has kept many of the Big Mac boxes and receipts over the years, and has noted his purchases in calendars.

McHappy Meals, not much to smile about...

Ronald McDonald and Happy Meals 'should be banned', say health campaigners

The character Ronald McDonald and McDonald's Happy Meal promotions should be banned because they attract children to junk food too much, according to health campaigners.

Ronald McDonald and Happy Meals 'should be banned', say health campaigners
McDonald's has used the Ronald McDonald character since the 1960s Photo: GETTY IMAGES
The experts took out newspaper advertisements in the form of an open letter to tell the firm's management that the mascot and the meals, which come with a free toy, can be damaging.
The campaign group, called Corporate Accountability International, has previously targeted PepsiCo and Coca-Cola over the firms' plastic bottles.
Yesterday CAI ran full-page ads in US papers, which stated: "Marketing can no longer be ignored as a significant part of this huge problem."
The letter also urged the firm to stop advertising foods high in fat, salt and sugar to children.
A spokesman for McDonald's, which has used the Ronald McDonald character since the 1960s, said it was committed to "responsible advertising".
He said: "Ronald McDonald has never left McDonald's. He has been our mascot for 35 years.
"We serve high quality food. Our Happy Meals offer choice and variety in portions for kids."

Britain's first naturist hotel & spa.... and it's in Birmingham!


The naked truth: Inside Britain's first naturist hotel and spa... and it's in Birmingham!

Last updated at 9:07 AM on 19th May 2011

The Birmingham suburb of Erdington isn’t the first place that springs to mind as a naturist's paradise. But according to the owner of Britain's first naturist spa hotel, it’s the perfect spot.
‘We’ve had a bit of stick for the location,’ Tim Higgs says in reference to those who dismiss  Birmingham as ‘wet and miserable’. 'But naturism in Britain is largely an indoor event, especially if you want it 365 days a year. British weather is unreliable wherever you are.'
The luxury naturist holiday spot opened its doors earlier this year and, despite the less-than-exotic environs, its clothes-free visitors have unanimously given it the thumbs up. 
Guests rave about the cleanliness, the relaxed atmosphere and the friendly staff. Many have already returned more than once. 
Fun al fresco: Guests at Britain's first naturist spa hotel mingle in the garden, where they can enjoy the hot tub or a game of boules. 'Nothing too strenuous - no one wants things bouncing around,' jokes owner Tim Higgs
Fun al fresco: Guests at Britain's first naturist spa hotel mingle in the garden, where they can enjoy the hot tub  or a game of boules. 'Nothing too strenuous - no one wants things bouncing around,' jokes owner Tim Higgs
Higgs has ensured there’s plenty to do to keep guests occupied. The seven-room hotel, set in a 1920s former private residence, boasts luxury spa facilities – sauna, steam room, hot tub on the patio and a cold plunge pool (‘you go in a man and come out a boy,’ Higgs jokes), as well as oil-scented treatment rooms for naturist massages and facials. 
There’s a picturesque garden where guests gather in warmer weather, or heated, mosaic-tiled lounging areas for cooler days.
    It's a sociable hotel, says Higgs, where guests meet to read, chatter or play board games. 
    Contradicting the stereotypical Carry On image of nudist camps, there's no naked volleyball or ping pong – no one wants things ‘bouncing around’, laughs Higgs - although he does concede to a spot of French boules.
    A café (towels on chairs please) provides healthy food – no alcohol (getting a license is ‘onerous’, says Higgs, and anyway, alcohol and saunas ‘don’t mix’) – although guests are welcome to bring their own bottle of wine. Since the launch of the hotel in the Midlands suburb in January this year, a steady flow of naturists have sojourned at the establishment. And, while it’s early days yet, 55-year-old Higgs is allowing himself to hope that the future for Birmingham as the hub of Britain’s naturist scene is bright. 
    Gap in the market: Tim Higgs opened the naturist hotel after finding there was a lack of decent naturist holiday spots in the UK
    Gap in the market: Higgs, who also runs a hotel for 'textiles' (clothed people) next door to the spa, opened Clover Spa in a 1920s former private residence after struggling to find decent naturist spots in the UK 
    'We’ve only been open a few months, but those who are coming have given us a fantastic review,’ he says.
    As this is a start-up business, Higgs admits he’ll need plenty of visitors to make the hotel successful in the long-run. But he is optimistic. 
    ‘To get any new business off the ground takes a year, maybe two,’ he says. ‘But we’re growing at a good pace, and the feedback is such that we expect it to be well-populated.’
    Liberating: Clover House's Duty Manager wasn't a naturist when she started working at the Spa, but is now a convert
    Liberating: Clover Spa's Duty Manager Barbara wasn't a naturist when she started working at the spa, but is now a convert
    A keen naturist himself, Higgs decided to open the hotel after noticing the lack of suitable holiday spots for naturists in Britain.
    ‘On the Continent, nudity is normal,’ he says. ‘Naturism is a common experience, and people wouldn't dream of wearing swimming costumes in wellness facilities in Austria, Germany, Denmark or Hungary. In Southern Europe, many beaches are naturist. But here, there’s very little.’
    Until Tim opened Clover Spa, he says he had nowhere to go in the UK for his ‘fix’. 
    ‘Many of the places advertised weren’t very nice,‘ says Higgs.‘There are too many places who had hijacked the term ‘naturism’ but turned out to be swinging lairs with dark corners and things going on you don’t want. Or at least,' he says, 'I didn’t want.’
    There will be no such shenanigans at Clover Spa. ‘Our hotel is clean, bright and above board,' he says. ‘There are no dark corners; there’s nothing illegal or immoral going on. 
    'We have had inquiries from the sort of people who like that kind of thing, but we advise them not to come along.‘
    In fact, guests have reported that Clover Spa is particularly welcoming, even for the first-time naturist – or ‘textile’, as naturists call clothed people.
    Higgs agrees. ‘It’s very sociable – one of the friendliest places around,’ he says. ‘People are very open, they’re more vulnerable when naked, and respectful of other people. It’s a unique atmosphere.’ 
    Sociable: Naturists gather in the communal areas to read, play games or chat. 'It's very friendly,' says Higgs
    Sociable: Naturists gather in the communal areas to read, play games or chat. 'It's very friendly,' says Higgs
    Higgs explains that often it’s the husband in a couple who is the keen naturist, while their wives come along for the ride. But he is adamant that even novice naturists will enjoy Clover Spa. 
    ‘Many women come to support their husbands, but leave converts. ‘They like that there’s no perviness, no voyeurism. It’s genuine good quality stuff. 
    'Once they've done it, they realise how liberating it is to be at ease with their bodies. 
    'We find they come back time and time again.' 
    Rules are few: No smoking, no swimwear, no cameras, no clothes. Once a guest enters the doors of the hotel, they must leave their clothing in their rooms, but can choose to wear a towel or robe if they please. 
    The eight members of staff at Clover Spa are clothed when they’re working at the front desk, but  all disrobe ‘when they can’, while Higgs’ takes the opportunity of time off to mingle naked with the guests. 
    His own wife is less keen on joining her husband in the altogether, although she supports him on the business side of things. As for his four children - aged between 15 and 30 - they were naturists once – children take to it instinctively, says Higgs – but they now steer clear. ‘They hate seeing photos of me naked in the Press,’ he admits.
    Luxury: Tim, left, enjoys the hot tub on the patio with a fellow staff member of Clover Spa
    Luxury: Tim, left, enjoys the hot tub on the patio with a fellow staff member 
    This confession does nothing to promote naturism as a young person’s game. It’s a truism that naturist resorts tend to attract the more mature clientele, and the Clover Spa hotel’s guests seem to prove the theory.
    'Maybe it's down to cost, time, competing recreational activities - or that they're not yet comfortable enough with their bodies - but we don’t have many guests under 30,’ he says.
    'But there are some. Just this weekend we had a young Italian couple with a two-month-old baby, and we had someone celebrate their 70th birthday, so there’s a real range.’
    Given the prevalence of naturism in the old over the young, and in men over women, there’s an untapped market out there – something Higgs is keen to change.
    ‘We’re always looking to attract new customers, and we use feedback to keep improving the experience for everyone,’ he says.
    Rooms cost £120-£150 a night, but Higgs says there are always deals available. He is planning to add some light entertainment in the evenings, supply women’s magazines and chilled fruit salads in the lounging areas - and target non-nudist women's magazines with marketing. 
    Women-only nights and Hen parties are another possibility.
    Bathroom at the Clover Spa hotelRoom at the Clover Spa hotel
    Modern: The bedrooms and bathrooms at the Clover Spa hotel have been newly refurbished
    Steam room at the Clover spa hotelSauna at the Clover Spa hotel
    Relaxing: Guests have use of sauna and steam rooms as well as cold plunge pool and hot tub
    For now though, the guests he does have are happy, but what do the locals think of Higgs and his naturist venture? After initial incredulity, they've responded well. 'They wondered why we wanted to open here, but we’ve had nothing negative. It’s a niche market, not for everyone. But in my judgement it wasn’t being covered. 
    'Whether my commercial judgement is right or wrong, I’ll know in a year – and I can always turn it back into a ‘textile’ venue if it doesn't work out.'
    Judging by the response he’s had thus far though, it will work out just fine.
    Clover Spa hotel received the ultimate accolade when Dutch and German naturists visiting from the Continent gave it their seal of approval. 
    'They loved it,’ says Higgs, clearly pleased. ‘They’re happy to have found somewhere in the UK, albeit small, that they liked. It’s a small effort, but we’re getting there.
    And listening to Higgs and his infectious enthusiasm, you can absolutely believe he is. 


    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1388391/The-naked-truth-Inside-Britains-naturist-hotel-spa.html#ixzz1MnR1eeyb

    Wednesday, May 18, 2011

    Australian Wallaby caught hopping around in English garden

    Wallaby caught on camera in Dorset garden

    The three-foot high marsupial, usually found in Australasia, has been spotted hopping around a lawn in Lyme Regis, Dorset.

    Jan Cooper had gone out into her garden at 7am to film what she thought was a fox.
    The 61-year-old was stunned to discover a wallaby bounding around her flowerbeds.
    The animal spent around two hours jumping around the 100ft lawn before leaping over a six-foot fence into a neighbour's garden.
    The grandmother-of-six said: "I called my husband and told him there was a lovely fox in the garden, then as I was speaking I just trailed off as a kangaroo leapt across the lawn right in front of me.
    "I told him 'there's a kangaroo on the lawn', I can't tell you what he said but he didn't believe me.
    "That was when I regained my senses and started filming it. It was incredible.
    Mrs Cooper dialled 999 and Dorset Police carried out a search of nearby properties but failed to find the animal.
    A search was later carried out by the RSPCA, who yesterday said it is possible the animal had escaped from an animal sanctuary and was one of a number living wild in the UK.
    They urged anyone who may have seen the animal to call their helpline 0300 123 4999.
    Wallabies are mainly found across Australia and New Zealand. There are also a few populations of wallabies in the British Isles, the largest of which can be found on the Isle of Man where there is a breeding colony of around 100.

    Princess Beatrice's wedding hat tops £18,000...


    A pretzel or toilet seat? Beatrice's Royal Wedding hat looks more like a piggy bank as charity bids top £18,000

    Last updated at 11:14 AM on 18th May 2011

    Who's laughing now? Princess Beatrice is auctioning her much criticised hat, to raise money for Children in Crisis and Unicef
    Who's laughing now? Princess Beatrice is auctioning her much criticised hat, to raise money for Children in Crisis and Unicef
    Princess Beatrice faced an astonishing amount of criticism when she wore an unusual pale pink Philip Treacy hat to the Royal Wedding - pictures comparing the hat to prezels, toilet seats and a bowl of spaghetti immediately went viral.
    But the fifth in line to the throne is having the last laugh as her decision to auction the hat for charity has attracted a bid of £18,400.
    And with four days to go until the auction closes, bids are likely to top £20,000.
    All proceeds from the sale will go to the Little Bee Initiative, a charity set up by the Princess to raise money for Children in Crisis and Unicef.
    Speaking of the auction, Beatrice graciously said: 'I've been amazed by the amount of attention the hat has attracted. 
    'It's a wonderful opportunity to raise as much money as possible for two fantastic charities.
    'I hope whoever wins the auction has as much fun with the hat as I have.'
    Philip Treacy added: 'I'm delighted, flattered and touched by HRH Princess Beatrice's decision to donaye the hat to charity. 
    'I hope that people all over the world will be generous and that this hat will benefit many.'
    Dragon's Den's Duncan Bannatyne kicked off the bidding offering £5,000 within minutes of the auction being uploaded onto auction website eBay.
    He encouraged others to bid against him, telling the Mail: 'For once I don’t mind if I don’t walk away with the deal.’
    Australian children's group The Wiggles soon joined the bidding war offering £17,500.
    Big earner: The highest bid for Beatrice's hat so far is £18,400 - with four days to go...
    Big earner: The highest bid for Beatrice's hat so far is £18,400 - with four days to go...
    The hat would not fit in with the TV personalities' red, yellow and blue colour scheme - but might be a good prop for their song about cold spaghetti.
    Blue Wiggle Anthony Field said: 'We wear some pretty crazy costumes on stage, but this hat beats them all - it could bring about an Australian republic all by itself!
    'When we heard about the auction we knew we had to bid - we're ambassadors for Unicef and we think it's great that Princess Beatrice has chosen to support children in great need.'
    Duncan Bannatyne mocked up his own image of himself wearing the hatMocked-up photos of Beatrice's hat immediately went viral
    Mocked-up: Spoof images of Beatrice wearing the hat immediately went viral and Duncan Bannatyne uploaded his own image of himself wearing the hat
    The British cricket team will be glad The Wiggles were outbid, as they joked they would donate the had to the Australian cricket captain to use in the next Ashes series against England.
    'We might give it to Michael Clarke to wear when he bats against the Poms next time - it would certainly distract the bowler,' Field said.
     


    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1388251/Beatrices-Royal-Wedding-hat-looks-like-piggy-bank-bids-18-000.html#ixzz1MhvbWQJf

    Tuesday, May 17, 2011

    Wakeboarder pulled at 70mph by train...

    Daredevil champ 

    trains waves

    Daredevil ... Duncan Zuur claims a new world record
    Making waves ... Duncan Zuur claims a new world record
    Central European News

    THIS is the incredible moment daredevil Duncan Zuur made waves - after hooking his wakeboard up to a train.

    The talented athlete performed the amazing stunt after lashing his board to the back of a locomotion, running along a track beside Lake Techirghiol in Romania.
    Rail traffic controllers agreed to the bizarre request and after just one test attempt the Dutchman was given the green light to be towed across the water at up to 70mph.
    "It was unique. I'm very happy to have had the chance to notch up this world first," 36-year-old Duncan said.
    He continued: "I am very happy that I had the chance to be the first athlete in the world to do this. It was a unique experience, full of adrenaline. If I have the opportunity, I would do it again."
    It is not the first time the pro-freestyler has amazed onlookers with his extraordinary bravado.

    Video: Extreme trainboarding

    WAKEBOARDER Duncan Zuur is towed by a train over a lake to claim world record
    He brought Amsterdam to a standstill when he raced through the city's canals while being towed by a helicopter in 2006 and he also sessioned a swimming pool at the top of a skyscraper.
    On another occasion, stuntman Duncan attached his board onto the back of a passenger ferry in Istanbul and rode in the wake all the way across the Sea of Marmara to Bandirma, Turkey.
    An official said after the amazing feat: "He was taking a very big risk - it's not as easy to stop a train as it is a boat if anything goes wrong."

    Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3585177/Daredevil-champ-trains-waves.html#ixzz1MfW8phwE